personal metaphors

if I were a animal I'd be a zebra because  I love there colors.
if I were a car I'd be a mustang because there fast.
if I were a article of clothing I'd be a dress because there comfortable.
if I were a  day of the week I'd be Friday because it means time for the weekend.
if I were a food I'd be pizza because its delicious.
if I were a color I'd be blue because I love that color.
if I were a movie I'd be comedy  because its an funny movie.
if I were a fragrance I'd be cherry because it smells good.
if I were a type of building I'd be a tall one because its high up.
if I were a planet I'd be mars because its sandy.
if I were a musical instrument I'd me a guitar because there loud.
if I were a geometric shape I'd be a octagon because they have 8 sides.
if I were a piece of furniture I'd be a bed because there comfortable.
if I were a song I'd be hip hop because its raping
if I were a appliance or machinery I'd be a soda pop incase someone gets thirsty.
if I were a television character I'd be Scooby-doo because he's funny.
if I were a season of the year I'd be summer because we can go swimming.
if I were a natural phenomenon I'd be I don't know
if I were a cartoon of comic character I'd be SpongeBob because he's funny.
if I were a word I'd be bro because its a cool word.